Arriving In China

Having waited more than fifteen hours for a cigarette, leaving the crafty vape in the Moscow airport toilet aside, I was gasping for a ciggy. My new school colleagues created me with traditional Asian hospitality, ‘Would you like to eat?’ It seems wherever you go in Asia Asians are always concerned about whether you have eaten or would like to eat, rather nice really. I declined the offer having just had a cardboard sandwich on my favourite airline, and immediately asked, ‘Where can I have a cigarette?’ Probable not the best first impression to give, but hey! I needed a ciggy!